Captain Crunch, Doritos, and Cows

Son #1: “Mom!! Why do you keep eating raw corn?”

Me: “‘Cause it’s better for you.”

Son #2: “That’s a lie.”

[Ha. True.  I’m just too lazy to cook it.]

Son #2: “Dude, seriously: The only good thing that comes from corn is Captain Crunch, Doritos, and Cows.”


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