Child looking out the kitchen window, before he heads off to the bus stop in the semi-dark of early morning:
Hey Mom, you know what they should make?
Leg coats? As in: ski pants?
No, like that you could wear every day.
While I’m trying to process this idea, he steps fully into view: dressed in a winter coat, socks, shoes, and shorts.
Uh-huh. Yeah, last I checked, they invented this thing called pants…