The Coolest Flashlight Ever

Today’s post brought to you by a full fledged panic attack. Well, more like, instead of a panic attack. Because as long as I’m doing this, I don’t have time to think about everything else I should be doing… Not only is this semester winding down, the next one is looming, and I have to make a decision about how many and what courses to register for now. Ugh. Can’t I get through this one first, and then decide?

I have written my second paragraph four times  and erased it.

Whatever happened to uninhibited blogging? I seem to remember making a solemn vow not to edit myself here…

Just trying to not whine about the pressures for which I am myself to blame. And every topic invariably leads to whining…

Aha! Unless we talk about my new favorite gadget of all time (and that’s saying something–I’m not much of a techie gadget sort of person, generally); see if you can guess what it is:

Twenty Reasons to Own an _____________

  1. It makes a really great flashlight. In the middle of the night, hit the power button and it glows just brightly enough to allow you to navigate anywhere in the house without waking anybody else up. Possibly my favorite function.
  2. It works as the most intuitively set up alarm clock ever. You can set an unlimited number of alarms and then specify which days and which times they go off, once or repeatedly. And it’s super easy. Even in the middle of the night.
  3. It fits in the palm of your hand. Or your pocket. Or your bra…
  4. It has an amazing battery life.
  5. You can check your email… pretty much anywhere, anytime, anywhere there’s a wireless network. While brushing your teeth. In bed.
  6. You can post to internet forums in any of those same places–really handy for students who have to post a certain number of times a day/week/month. I’ve been lying in bed and suddenly thought–Oh NO! I forgot to post today! And gotten on and done that without sitting up.
  7. You can listen to internet radio. For free. No ads. Pretty much any news or music genre you like. Anywhere with a wireless network.
  8. You can borrow ebooks and audio books for free from the public library and read or listen to them anywhere. No wireless network required, because it’s on the hard drive. I listened to the entire “The Hunger Games” the other day. I usually hate being read to, but hey–it’s pretty hard to read a novel while changing diapers, cooking, cleaning, driving, and with an audio book you can.
  9. It has a good sized calculator, a great calendar, various timers, and it tells me all about the weather.
  10. I can shoot HD video and pretty decent pictures with it.
  11. I can study a library of hundreds of books–which I can also highlight, copy and paste text from into a virtual notebook–and if the book I need isn’t there, I can usually find a free place to download it from.
  12. I can pay my bills with it.
  13. It has awesome language learning applications.
  14. I can track my daily calorie intake/burnage with a few taps. (Thank you Mandy, for the Spark people tip!)
  15. It holds a ridiculous amount of information–of all types. I can toggle between four different documents and an electronic dictionary instantly. I could even listen to music while doing this.
  16. Oh yeah. And it does play music. A little ironic, since I rarely use it for that function, and that’s what I bought it for.
  17. I hear that I could watch movies on it, but I’ve never tried.
  18. I’ve also heard that you can video conference call with the thing. They call it “FaceTime”.
  19. I can download any number of Google maps along with directions, take a screenshot and save them for future, non-internet access occasions.
  20. It can automatically upload and track my workout stats from my treadmill.

I assume you’ve figured out that it’s an iPod. Yes. I am completely converted. The only thing that would be cooler would be if it were also my cell phone, but this girl is never going to afford iPhone service. Not in this life.


4 responses to “The Coolest Flashlight Ever

  • ladywise

    Oh you are such a literate person you gave it away in the first line. You couldn’t resist putting the “an” in there instead of “a”! lol I read through anyway just to see all the amazing features of one. Wow, you should write advertising for them. lol

    I know you are busy, so I’ll save you reading the post and tell you that I won second place on Fanstory for one of my poems! I was so excited!

  • Alicia

    I would love to have a i-pod! I’ve never had one… XD
    I know EXACTLY what you’re feeling!! Well–at least academically–or maybe not because I’m still an undergraduate. :$ But anyhow, I sympathize! I’m to the point of counting down semesters until I can leave.
    Hope everything perks up! Before you know it, summer will be here. 🙂

  • Freedom Smith

    My kids all have iPods. My 16 year old is fortunate enough to have the iTouch, which I am assuming is what you have? She can text me and do all kinds of things that the other kids cannot do on theirs. I love your points, such as using it as a flashlight, or wherever you want, etc. Good points. I was hoping to inherit my sons when he got a new one but that was about the time the old one died. So, maybe someday.

    I do, however, have a phone. Not sure I could live without it. The phone plans are much more affordable now than they used to be.

    Good luck on choosing new courses. You are a “Superwoman” as far as I am concerned. I don’t know how you do it all?

  • psphoenix

    oooohhhhh. that sounds so cool!

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