Seven Year Old Stand Up

I had one of my nephews over for the day. He's the same age as my seven-year-old, and they were making up jokes for me. 
You know the kind.
Anyway, after saying, for the fiftieth time, "I don't know, why did the_______ cross the road?" they actually hit on some funny ones:
What did the ceiling say to the floor?
I have more fans than you!

What did the ceiling say to the floor?
Why do you let everyone walk all over you?

What did the mustard say to the jam?
Lets do the jelly.

Okay, I didn't get that one either. But orange you glad it wasn't a knock-knock joke?

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