I had one of my nephews over for the day. He's the same age as my seven-year-old, and they were making up jokes for me.
You know the kind.
Anyway, after saying, for the fiftieth time, "I don't know, why did the_______ cross the road?" they actually hit on some funny ones:
What did the ceiling say to the floor?
I have more fans than you!
What did the ceiling say to the floor?
Why do you let everyone walk all over you?
What did the mustard say to the jam?
Lets do the jelly.
Okay, I didn't get that one either. But orange you glad it wasn't a knock-knock joke?
May 9th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I am totally chuckling and rolling my eyes!
May 10th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Too funny. My little brother used to tell jokes all the time. He could remember them and tell them great. He continued through most of his life. Maybe you'll have a famous stand up comic on your hands! lol