My sister wants to see the step-by-step instructions on the toilet seat–and since she's far from home in a strange city with nothing to do (tee-hee) but sit around the kidney center keeping track of creatine and blood pressure levels, here you go:
Eww. You can actually see evidence of past misdemeanors. Maybe I should post a smaller version…. And note the empty toilet paper roll, please. I want to know–have you ever entered the bathroom and not had to replace the empty roll? Ever?