There was a box of Boogers on my counter this morning.
Really.
I have no idea where they came from, but the label promises that all 3.5 tangy ounces were "Picked Out Especially For You!" and that they "Look and Feel Real!"
I haven't been brave enough to look inside, yet, to verify such a thing. I started to, but just touching the box induced my gag reflex, and so I moved them across the room.
So far nobody has claimed ownership.
July 30th, 2009 at 4:03 am
What! No taste test?