Mom.
What?
Mom. Mom. Mom.
What, what, what?
I think I know why there's pee on the toilet seat.
Yeah?
Because when I stand like this [demonstrates] sometimes the pee goes this way, and sometimes it goes that way, and sometimes it goes right up in the air!
We had this conversation in a room full of people. Spluttering, laughing people. This didn't seem to bother him.
July 16th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Out of the mouths of babes.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
hahahahahha. I love children