Eww! NononononoNo! Quick, grab me a Kleenex! Can you reach them? Yeah, stand on the chair.
Why, what happened?
Why you holding hers hands?
The baby has lots of snot.
Yeah. Let's wipe it before she rubs it all over her face.
Or eats it?
Yeah, or eats it.
Yeah. I don't eat the slimey boogers. Just the really crunchy ones.
(Yes, this was your child. Just in case you were wondering. You know who you are.)