Fine Dining in Kennewick, WA

Hi! Can I take your order?

    We'll have your Wikiki Burger and . . . Hmmm. Are the mushrooms on your 'Shroom and Swiss burger canned, or fresh?

Fresh?

    Yeah. Are they raw and you cook them, or do you get them out of a can?

Uh. I don't know. I'll ask. Jerry! Are the mushrooms on the swiss burger canned, or fresh?

I don't know. I'll ask the cook.   Hey! Hey! Yeah, are the mushrooms on the swiss burger canned or fresh?

How should I know?

I'm sorry, Miss. Even the cook doesn't know. I'd like to say fresh, but there's really no way of knowing.

 

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