Hi! Can I take your order?
We'll have your Wikiki Burger and . . . Hmmm. Are the mushrooms on your 'Shroom and Swiss burger canned, or fresh?
Yeah. Are they raw and you cook them, or do you get them out of a can?
Uh. I don't know. I'll ask. Jerry! Are the mushrooms on the swiss burger canned, or fresh?
I don't know. I'll ask the cook. Hey! Hey! Yeah, are the mushrooms on the swiss burger canned or fresh?
How should I know?
I'm sorry, Miss. Even the cook doesn't know. I'd like to say fresh, but there's really no way of knowing.