I just hung up on Oprah.
Okay, so it wasn't Oprah. It was an associate producer of the Oprah show–of which there are probably dozens, I don't know, I've never watched it.
One of my blog posts has come to her attention and she this and she that and won't I consider—click.
Uh . . .Hello?
I did take the battery out of my phone, count to thirty, replace it, and call her back. She was very gracious.
So much for first impressions.