Good morning! How's little D today?
Great! He's wearing big boy underwear today, aren't you D?
Really? Have you been using the potty this weekend D?
No. Actually he hasn't pooped for four days, so I'm thinking today's the day.
Has he been using the toilet at all?
No, not really. But I put him in cloth underwear this morning. We don't want to pee on Batman, do we D? Have a good day, sweetie. Bye!
The really stupid part is that I DIDN'T put him in a diaper the minute she walked out the door.