My Goatee

Kimber, can I have a graham cracker?

No.

Why?

You just threw your banana, your sandwhich, your carrots, and your cheese in the garbage.

But I was full.

Then why do you want a cracker?

Hmmmm.  Can I have some juice?

Why don't you drink your milk?

I dumped it in the sink.

Huh. No kidding?

So can I have some juice?

What do you think?

Yes?

No.

You're mean.

Yup.

But I really want some.

I really want a goatee.

My own children have heard so many conversations that end this way, they are actually talking about getting me a goatee for my birthday. I'll let you know how that turns out in a week or so.  

 

Read and post comments | Send to a friend


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: