Foolproof Hearing Test for Young Children

Kimber, can I color?

It's breakfast time right now. How about after?

What?

It's breakfast time.

Can I color?

Later. Why don't you turn off the bathroom light?

Where?

The bathroom light.

I don't need to go to the bathroom.

I know. You just went. Can you turn off the light?

What light?

Look! The baby is going into the bathroom! What do you think you should do?

[She runs over, turns off the light and shuts the door.]

Can I color?

After breakfast.

What?

Do you want any breakfast?

No, thank you. Can I color?

After everyone else is done eating.

What?

After breakfast.

What?

You may color after breakfast.

What?

[quietly] I have a pig in my nose.

Huh? Why do you have a pig in your nose?

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